...oh, like I can resist posting this:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3416/police_race_to_car.html
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John Bolhuis | Since announcing concubine auditions in April,
bolhuijo | I have received not a single reply. Foolish females!
@domain.elided | Do you not realize that I am one of the richest and
| most powerful men in the Republic? -T. Herman Zweibel
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